A Night Out, Every Night
Faith being the wild child and party girl that she is knows that when you've had a rough couple of days dusting all of the local vamps, and being morally torn between the attraction to evil and the burdens of a slayer, knows that sometimes you've just got to let your hair down. So after a long night, every citizen is expected to turn up to the Bronze (or their local alternative) shot a few strong drinks and dirty dance the night away. She knows it's just what you need. Tonight, and well every night. So enjoy. But remember slayer healing helps with the hangovers, so you to you guys who aren't slayers, I'd take it easy.
Corporal Punishment
Faith is well know for taking no nonsense and getting down and dirty with those that oppose her views. So with Faith as President, as you can quite well imagine, if her views and yours don't sit nicely, you can expect a slayer empowered punch straight in the face. No one said her country was a democracy now did they.
A Leather Jacket
The attire for any day and any occasion would be a leather jacket. Wether its for a nice family meal or a wild night out a leather jacket must be worn, after all you don't want to get cold when you have to face the forces of the undead. And the undead are rude, they don't care when your busy or when your not, so Faith as the good president she is takes this into account and makes a leather jacket part of the daily uniform. But don't worry theres room for a stake to hide under.
A Useful Local Authority
Faith and the law have never ran smoothly. And as you can imagine, the enforcers of the law normally end up pretty bruised. So Faith's decision to modify the local police departments makes sense. No more useless cops with guns attempting to take down the least Big Bad, but a slayer filled platoon that can beat back any force that comes to play in her towns. Even Faith herself must admit Buffy's idea to allow every potential slayer to become actual Slayer's was "pretty radical". So of course she was going to utilise it.
Sex instead of Supper
It's a little to late for tea, but your kind of hungry, so you have supper! A lighter snack to keep you going. Oh no, with Faith as president that idea is completely sacked and we through a balanced diet and set meals out of the window. Feeling hungry so we just have to sex. Sex, sex, sex. After all Faith is "rock-em, sock-em".
The Screw School Approach
Faith, as we all know, was never one for the books, or classes, or attending school for that matter. So judging how well things worked out for her she has placed a Screw School Law to help the younger generation. So this means, if theres a party Screw School. Theres a biology test about things you can't even spell, Screw School. But don't abuse this luxury or her slayer squads will be at your door demanding to know why your abusing the luxury. President Faith is good and fair, but she doesn't like people abusing her statues.
Always Feel "Five By Five"
Faith wants her people to feel good. All the time. To go out and enjoy themselves. To let off some steam with the local ghouls, and to dance the night away. So her people are encouraged to live by her philosophy. Be Five By Five. Meaning that your good, or on cloud nine. Either way, you should be happy and without worries and problems, and you will be Five by Five, like Faith Lehane herself.
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